THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA | ALFRED F. JONES (fuckyeausa) wrote in whiteflagmain,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA | ALFRED F. JONES
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Yo!

Hey guys! It's America!

That awesome land of amazing stuck between Canada and Mexico, but I also go by Alfred F. Jones. We're know for our hamburgers, action movies, and confidence in almost everything we do, but especially our hamburgers, which is totally my favorite food; heavy on the cheese but hold the pickles! In America, you will never have to worry about walking down a block without having the great big golden M of McDonald's to make you smile! Or other fast food chains for that matter...anyway!

Lately, we've been having money troubles. But no worries! Since justice and heroes always prevail, we're totally going to figure out this debt crisis! So to all the countries I owe money to China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, the Caribbean, Brazil, Japan, England... don't sweat it! You should come visit me instead and try out this crazy popular ice cream they used to make in Missouri. It's made with cicadas and it tastes better than it sounds. Like Abe Lincoln, I will not tell a lie. But like I also said, they stopped making it because of environmental reasons so it's definitely a one-shot chance! Plus it's hot over here, and who doesn't like ice cream when it's hot out? :)

Reach me at #effyeausa or fuckyeausa! I'll always answer I really don't like you.

Let's rock n' roll dudes!
Tags: *claim, ★USA
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