That awesome land of amazing stuck between Canada and Mexico, but I also go by Alfred F. Jones. We're know for our hamburgers, action movies, and confidence in almost everything we do, but especially our hamburgers, which is totally my favorite food; heavy on the cheese but hold the pickles! In America, you will never have to worry about walking down a block without having the great big golden M of McDonald's to make you smile! Or other fast food chains for that matter...anyway!
Lately, we've been having money troubles. But no worries! Since justice and heroes always prevail, we're totally going to figure out this debt crisis! So to all the countries I owe money to
Reach me at #effyeausa or fuckyeausa! I'll always answer
Let's rock n' roll dudes!