Yosh, an introduction hm? ... Tch, writing stuff like this is tiresome, and anyway who doesn't know about the awesome me? I bet even Egypt's planning to build a pyramid or two in my honour sometime soon!
-Gilbird suddenly chirps- Oh! That's right, that guy on my head is kinda new. I don't think many people know about him...though someone told me he's been there for a few years. Yeah right, as if I, the country that's as cool as a bird, wouldn't have noticed that awesome little guy on my head. Ha!
-Gets distracted petting Gilbird-
Ah, this thing's not over yet? Tch.
Ok, let's see... some food I like: beer, wurst, Ita-chan's pasta, ice cream; France's cooking isn't too bad either, though it's been a while since I've been to his house. And of course, my current obsession, pancakes with Canada's delicious maple syrup! That guy really deserves an award for inventing something so delicious. Just for that reason he might someday become almost as cool as me. Wouldn't that be something? Hahahaha!
-Yawns- Guess that's about it for now. I'm gonna get some sleep.
-Gilbird chirps again- Oh yeah, you guys can contact me here at namakei or at #Oresamakei.